Alan: Is “a cappella” two words?
Greg: Two words, two p’s, two ‘ls, two words, two things.
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Friend
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Katie: This issue is like the awkward friend that you don’t know very well who comes over and stays way too long.
Apprentice
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Patrick: Evan can be my dark apprentice.
Patrick (to Evan): Can you be evil?
Map
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Alan: Katie, you know Illustrator, right?
Evan: Say no!
Katie: Uh… no? Why?
Alan: Michael wants a map.
Michael: Actually, Greg wants a map
Katie: Of what?
Michael: Of campus.
Katie: Doing what?
Survey
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Katie: Can I publish that survey that we talked about and that got stuck in email hell?
Michael: Probably.
High five
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Celia: *high-fives Stacey’s idle hand*
Stacey: What happened?
Patrick: I think she thought you were trying to high-five her.
Stacey: Yeah, we can say that’s what was happening.
Sploosh
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Emily: Patrick is over there.
Christa: Patrick! Come up with some innuendo.
Patrick: Innuendo?
Christa: Come up with a sexy headline. Like, really sexy.
Emily: Titties everywhere. Sploosh!
Christa: Double sploosh.
Emily: Triple sploosh.
Christa: Quadruple… sploosh?
Patrick: Okay. There’s only three of you over there splooshing.
Vagina
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Emily: It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to a vagina and sprinkled some blue mold all over it.
Patrick: That sounds like a good headline. ‘Sledgehammer to a vagina’
Christa: I have the perfect one. ‘My dick is like an airplane’
Headline
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(Christa has a fake headline “I want to ‘Hook up’ please take my virginity right now!!!”)
Patrick: Uh… we want him to stay on staff.
Celia: We’re also not using three exclamation points.
Emily: I love how that’s the problem you have.
Sexploitations
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Patrick: How does copy feel about the word ‘sexploitations’?