Alan: poop
AveryTehBunny: yo
Alan: my poop? no, its your poop
AveryTehBunny: lol
AveryTehBunny: its everyones poop!
Alan: ewww
AveryTehBunny: commi-poop
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Sleep
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Alan: *pounds on your door at 4 AM*
Alan: *runs*
Dan: lol and either me or matt would still be awake, lol
Alan: heh
Alan: *pounds on your door at 8 am*
Dan: then we’d kill you 😛
Inheritance
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Alan: i wish it was possible to write another parent class besides Object
Alan: like have everything decended from DansMom
Dan: haha
Alan: public class FastFood extends DansMom
Dan: and implements Grease
Alan: but Grease also extends DansMom
Alan: hmm…
Alan: that means
Alan: Grease.haveKids(); is a method
Dan: lol omg it’s sentient
Spell
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itang688: haha
itang688: you cun’t spell
Alan: nope
itang688: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alan: you cant either
itang688: I cun
Alan: 😛
itang688: it’s British English
itang688: got it
Alan: i see…
itang688: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Alan: its still spelled wrong
Kidney
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Alan: *pokes your kidney*
Sandicats6: wtf
Sandicats6: weird
Sandicats6: get away from my kidney
Alan: *poke poke poke*
Sandicats6: cut it out!
Alan: but its fun to poke
Alan: i mean, its on your sleeve and all
Sandicats6: i’m goign to have to replace it pretty soon if you keep poking it
Sandicats6: a friend of mine already took the other kidney for his sleeve
Sandicats6: he thought my thing was funny
Sandicats6: adn his friend was like, use it!
Sandicats6: and he was like, no, taht’d be lame
Sandicats6: so he made it “His heart broken once again, Ziv decided to wear Tori’s otehr kidney on his sleeve for a change”
Pointers
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Alan: dan’s playing with 5-dimentional arrays
Alan: *array = (char*****)malloc(sizeof(char****));
cpujeff122: yeah.
cpujeff122: um
cpujeff122: that’s not kosher
cpujeff122: or healthy
cpujeff122: or anything
Alan: char****** array;
Alan: 😀
Alan: thats so beautiful
cpujeff122: that makes baby jesus cry
Pho noes
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Alan: yayyyy for chrisamaphone
Alan: err…
Alan: chri-sama
Alan: pho no
Alan: *ne
Alan: i like chri-sama pho no better
Chri Sama Pho Ne: haha
Chri Sama Pho Ne: pho no!
Chri Sama Pho Ne: that sounds like some bad engrish cartoon where someone spills pho on them self
Alan: yeah
Chri Sama Pho Ne: “pho no!”
Alan: XD XD
Alan: ahhh thats great
Chri Sama Pho Ne: hehe
Alan: i feel like drawing said comic now
Alan: *person orders pho*
Alan: *pho arrives*
Alan: *person goes to eat, spills* Pho no!
Rich
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Alan: i want to work nothing but holidays!
Alan: then i only have to do 2/3 of the work!
TimMierz: Make your own country where every day’s a holiday
TimMierz: But minimum wage is 50% lower than the US’s
Alan: minimum wage is $50/minute
TimMierz: That’s high
Alan: no its not
Alan: my country is rich
TimMierz: It won’t be after people start working
Stripping
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SoAL Gilder: why do I have a picture of katherine stripping?
SoAL Gilder: shes pulling off her bra….
conformistnon: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SoAL Gilder: *blinks*
conformistnon: thats all i have to say about that
SoAL Gilder: heh
SoAL Gilder: you should see the one of chris taping her up
SoAL Gilder: its like nerd bondage O.o
Cowfish
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ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to moo!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish also loves to chew its seaweed cud!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish makes yummy milk
ShadowHdghog: but dont eat it!
lamenameman: woohoo!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk baddd!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish milk made of poop
ShadowHdghog: lalalalala
ShadowHdghog: poopy cowfish
ShadowHdghog: all cowfish is is lump of poop
ShadowHdghog: cowfish loves to poop
ShadowHdghog: eats poop too!
ShadowHdghog: cowfish happy
ShadowHdghog: but dissolves in water
ShadowHdghog: because it is all poop
ShadowHdghog: lalalalala
ShadowHdghog: heh, I REALLY need to stop eating sugar…