(Katie is trying to schedule copy editors such different times have different themes, and the discussion turns to people fitting into multiple themes)
Katie: I feel like there can’t be much overlap between sorority girls and gay men…
Michael: If you want to drain your battery, play games or stream video.
Celia: But that requires me interacting with my phone for an extended period of time.
Greg: We should have a circle of death thing here where you look at a page, then I look at it…
Michael: Do you want to look at A2?
Emily: No! You know I can make this a terrible work environment.
Michael: Here you go, Greg.
Emily: No, no! You’re on my shitlist now, Michael.
Anna: And with that, I’m going to go do my performance reviews.
Michael: Oh my gosh why does this article start with an exclamation point?!
Greg: Start?
Michael: Well, the first sentence ends with an exclamation point.
Greg: Is this Juan? We’ve been trying to tone down his articles all day.
Emily: Juan is cute!
Michael: Yes, but he’s using exclamation points in my newspaper!
Michael: Adelaide might be sad you cut this guy’s head off although that might be intentional because he’s a zombie.
Emily: Cereal, this caption is so in-depth… you’re gonna love it!
(Celia squeals)
Katie: If you ever think an exclamation point is appropriate, just read it in Professor Snape’s voice.
Evan (editing Crime and Incident): Ha! Odor of Marijuana is not in Hamerschlag this time. It’s in Mudge.
(Evan flails a bit)
Celia: Are you okay over there?
Evan: Yeah, my hair is just out of place.
Anna: Can we make a forum comic that is like: “Do we care about Gadaffi? Ehhhh…”