(Allison answers the phone)
Allison: Hi can I call you after 2 AM?
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Old
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Allison: Old is a state of mind. You can’t put an age boundary on it.
Madelyn: We can, because we’re young.
Jonathan
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Allison: Does anyone know when Jonathan’s getting in?
Daniel: Probably when he’s done saving lives?
Allison: Good point. I can’t be mad at him. He’s saving lives, looks good. He’s questionably in the navy, might be 45…
Musical
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Allison: Oh no! “Spring Awakening” doesn’t fit. Should I just put “musical” instead?
Liver
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Alan: Huh. “The treatment of choice is liver transplantation.” So if you eat a death cap, you’re going to get a liver transplant.
Allison: That doesn’t sound very fun.
Dubstep
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Allison: Hey, what’s Tartan style for “dubstep”?
Greg: Lowercase, one word.
Evan: And “post-dubstep” has a hyphen.
Tweeple
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Evan: I’m going to add “Twitter users” after this.
Madelyn: Tweets. Twitterers.
Allison: Tweeple!
Evan: It’s like Bronies. If I have to use bronies in another article, I’m going to go over there and disband the club myself.
Parents
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Christa: Has anyone tried jelly on top of cream cheese?
Daniel: My dad does that. He’s a happy guy.
Allison: I really want to meet your parents. Not in a creepy way.
Board ed
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(Josh hands Allison a board ed about Foxconn)
Allison: Thank yo… oh. Oh, oh.
(She reads it)
Allison: I don’t care about people being mistreated. What are human rights?
Pillbox
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Allison: I feel like Pillbox writers are always afraid to write negative reviews.
Evan: I will.
Allison: Yeah, but if you friends are in it, you don’t want to write like, “So and so did a bad job.” That’s why I don’t have friends. So I can write negative reviews.