Emily: You want to pick up that paper. It draws you in.
Greg: It makes me want to run away.
Emily: You want to read about his face.
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Learning
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Christa: So what have you learned so far?
Josh: I learned that we’re changing the two-author signature style. I learned that, if there’s something wrong, to cover it with a white box.
Qdoba
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Katie: I went to Qdoba last night and they asked me what kind of salsa I want. “We have mild, medium, hot, very hot, extra hot, and corn.”
Colon
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Christa: She sassed you. She sassed you in the ass. She went like this *reaches* and grabbed your colon.
Evan: Emily doesn’t have a colon.
Biden
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Michael: Changing Joe Biden’s words is like changing Shakespeare’s.
Evan: We’re not changing them, we’re paraphrasing.
Fallacies
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(Talking about two controversial articles)
Michael: I’m not sure which article has more logical fallacies. One shows a complete disregard for history. One shows a complete disregard for everything else.
Majors
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Greg: Why does this guy not get a major? “Sophomore art major and sophomore drama student”?
Anna: Drama isn’t a real major.
Caps
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(Celia has put Emily in time out for being loud)
Madelyn: Can Emily be out of time out to help me with Tartan?
Celia: As long as there are no exclamation points or all caps in your speech.
Emily: Then I can’t talk!
Pizza
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Patrick: Emily, do you want this piece of pizza you dropped on the floor?
Emily: I would love it. I go by the two hour rule…
Greg: They’ve done studies. It’s actually fine. Unless the floor is covered in e-coli.
Mosquitos
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(The group walks past a puppy on the Cut and everyone “Awww”s)
Greg: I’m more of a cat person.
Emily: I love all animals. I’m not racist.
Greg: Even mosquitos?
Emily: Mosquitos aren’t animals.
Patrick: Mosquitos aren’t animals.
Emily: Greg was wrong about a SECOND thing.