Emily: Anna you used the wrong “its”!
Anna: What?!
Anna: No! “Its slim, compact shape IS”
Michael: One of your articles I edited had the wrong “its” in it.
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Tag Archives: Tartan
Review
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Anna: Can we put an editor’s note on the review? “No one else at The Tartan agrees with this review.”
Evan: Or just put brackets around the entire article and put “sic.”
Things
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Michael: I’m gonna go sit in my office and read articles and throw things at people.
Sluts
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Katie: “Halloween is what separates the sluts from the posers.” So what, if you put clothes on when it snows you’re not a real slut?
Scared
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Emily: How’s it going?
Josh: It’s going
Emily: Is your sanity going?
Josh: It’s going
Alan: Have we scared you off yet?
Josh: Not yet. That requires more dancing and high-pitched singing.
(Emily makes a mischievous face)
Vague
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Patrick: “…explores contemporary issues” is so vague. Can we be more vague?
Greg: “Explores issues”
Patrick: “Explores”
Feature
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Katie: How’s the feature going?
Allison: That’s a great question. That’s a really, really great question…
Diarrhea
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Emily: I got explosive anger diarrhea from his article.
Headline
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Christa: You’re going to open the paper tomorrow and be like, “That’s my headline.”
Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: “I made it.”
Emily: You birthed it.
Filth
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Emily: I’m crude and straightforward in my filth. I’m not Shakespearean.