Michael: It’s an art exhibit about downtown Pittsburgh doing Pittsburghy things downtown.
Tag Archives: Tartan
Sentences
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Patrick: Katiegreg… pick a style for the Pillbox cover. Do you want complete sentences or a continuation of the big words? Pick a style and we will stick with it for all eternity.
Anna: No pressure.
Katie: I like big words.
Patrick: That wasn’t the question.
Flail
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(Michael walks up to the photo computer, where Celia is editing photos)
Celia: Hello dear.
Michael: Rar
(Michael reaches for the keyboard)
Celia: No.
Michael (flailing): Grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah.
Celia: Fine, here.
Engineer
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Michael: Celia, are you an electrical and chemical engineer?
Celia: No.
Michael: If we quote you and Rebecca and stuck them together, would you be an electrical and chemical engineer?
Heart
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Celia: Emily, Michael says you have no heart.
Emily: Aww, thanks Michael. You understand me! That’s why I’m your protege.
Michael: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Emily: That’s why I’m your child? Your spawn of demons? Your demon spawn?
Button
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Patrick: How do I make it…. there’s a button for that right?
Stacey: You’re going to need to be more specific.
Fuzzy
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Celia: Patrick, your hair is fuzzier than usual. Not blurry, fuzzy.
(Patrick messes with his hair)
Patrick: Yeah, well, I washed it.
Lighter
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Tommy: Do you have a lighter?
Christa: What do I look like?
Tommy: A lighter.
Babies
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Celia: I want my friends to have babies so I can put them inside weird things. Have you seen the babies inside the watermelon and pumpkin?
Rounding
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Katie: Can we make a rule to not round large numbers? “AIDS kills 1.7 million people every year.” This person rounded to 2 million. That’s 300,000 people it’s not killing every year.