Emily: They did a survey of Americans. And people didn’t know who Abraham Lincoln was. They were like, “Is he a crab? Is he a seahorse?”
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Tag Archives: EmilyD
Corruption
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Emily: Corruption! Yayyyyyyy!
Titanic
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Emily: I will Titanic the shit out of this newspaper. Hindenberg.
Michael: Flaming death sounds more fun.
Punch
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Emily: I’m going to punch you in the ovaries.
Shit
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Emily: Shit is just flowing out of my mouth. I don’t know what I’m saying.
Shrew
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Christa: What a shrew! What a shrew!
Emily: Tame me! You get a Shakespeare reference
Christa: I’m in love!
Baby
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Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: Oh my gawd! I’m a…. mother?
Inbox
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Emily: Michael, you are filling up my inbox. Stop forwarding me things.
Emily and Evan
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