Greg: We have enough room in the archive room for another 12 years now.
Patrick: Christa, add that to the budget. We need a new archive room in 12 years.
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Budget
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Emily: If anyone is free to compile the calendar… Christa, what are you doing over there?
Christa: Looking at the budget.
Emily: That’s funny. We don’t have a budget. Convenient story.
Canadian
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Emily: So there’s this guy with two functional penises. Oh, and as a sidenote, he’s Canadian.
Brent: That changes everything.
Patrick: You’re not only our resident expert on penises, but also Canadians.
Shuffle
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(Playing Nertz)
Adam: I shuffled just fine. They’re all different cards.
Later…
Emily: Bryan, you didn’t shuffle right. You gave her all 20 aces out of the gate.
Cupcakes
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Emily: Bryan! Have some ravioli! Have a cupcake shaped like a Pokemon!
Bryan: They’re shaped like Pokeballs.
Emily: They have Pokemon… in them.
Patrick: Like ground-up Charmander.
Money
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(Discussing a board ed about student government’s inaction)
Emily: I think the point is that they get a $10,000 budget… what are they doing with it?
Anna: Embezzling.
Emily: Embezzling.
Michael: That is NOT the opinion of the Tartan.
Art
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Michael: Thank you for writing, contributing, arting…
Anna: Arting! It’s a verb now!
Circle
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Emily: Michael, just don’t circle things!
Michael: It means it’s wrong.
Photo
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Stacey: Maybe we should try to lighten this photo some.
Michael: What?! No. Everything should be black. Like my soul.
Nertz
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Greg: Stay and play Nertz.
Daniel: I have to go do work.
Greg: Work is ephemeral. Nertz is forever.
Emily: That’s diamonds.
Greg: Diamonds is a subset of the things in Nertz. So it still works.