Celia: Any ideas for these posters?
Emily: First rule of advertising, sex sells.
Stacey: Just get some naked people on there holding carnival issues.
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Impressed
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Christa: That’s a really flexible imaginary dick you’ve got there.
Emily: I’m glad you’re impressed.
Christa: I didn’t say I was impressed.
Corner
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Emily: Go to your corner
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner, Daniel
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner!
Daniel: I don’t HAVE a corner!
Emily: Go to your corner!
Christa: Just let her have this one.
Emily: You’re my second favorite Daniel now.
Emily (to other Daniel): Welcome to position number one.
Christa: That sounded wrong.
James Franco
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Emily: Anna has Bradley Cooper. I want James Franco with his arm falling off on MY desk.
Responsible
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Emily: Michael! Can we have child porn in the paper?
Michael: Emily. I’ll leave you to make a responsible editorial decision on that one.
Emily: I think the answer is yes.
Roll
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Emily: Michael! We should remove the carpeting! That way it’s easier to roll around.
Cold
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Emily: Oh your hands are coollllddddd
Christa: Calm down
Emily: dddddd
Christa: It’s okay
Emily: dddddd
Milk
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Nick: The solution is to use more chocolate milk.
Emily: Will more chocolate milk fix this?
Nick: Yes.
Prom
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Emily: Your prom was rapeish!
Drink
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Emily: Michael, the next time we go drinking together, I’m going to roofie your drink.