Celia: I had a moment my freshman year when I had smooth jazz on and one of my neighbors came over. It was really awkward… just me and him alone in my room with smooth jazz.
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Tag Archives: Tartan
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Daniel: Whoa, it’s already typed out for me. Did you do that with your mind?
Celia: Yes.
Sit
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Celia: Where do you want me to sit? Or be?
Patrick: I want you to b…. do you want to restrain Emily? Or Christa?
Tartan
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Michael: It’s how to reconstruct the Tartan if there’s nothing but the constitution and bylaws.
Madelyn: It’s like the Tartan apocalypse. Everyone on the Tartan quits because of the Pillbox cover.
(Allison turns around looking horrified.)
Christa: The look on Allison’s face was awesome.
Shirt
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Madelyn: I want a Tartan shirt.
Michael: If you give me 15 dollars, I will ensure you have the future opportunity to obtain a Tartan shirt.
Greg: For another 15 dollars?
Its
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Emily: Ahh, Evan!
Evan: What?!
Emily: You used the wrong “its”!!! I’m going to kill you!
Large
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(Watching Football)
Daniel: That is a large human being right there.
Feature
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Patrick: How’s the feature?
Allison: It’s coming. I just need to…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I…
Patrick: Feature? Feature? Feature? Feature?
Allison: I… uh… ahh…
Patrick: Feature?
Allison: I can’t form a sentence now. I’m so uncomfortable.
Chips
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Adam: This isn’t the most efficient use of my time… get up, grab a chip, sit back down…
Food
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Allison: Is food really coming in 30 minutes, because I’m just not ready for that.