Alan: Our room smells like fruit.
Keith: Indeed. It is a fruity room.
Alan: Maybe I should throw out my trash.
Keith: Maybe you should be a walrus.
Tag Archives: KeithB
Eat
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Keith: Eh, it’s better for them to hate you and make you cry than to, you know, eat your mother or something.
Seasons
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Keith: I’m talking about the fall of Rome.
Alan: The autumn of Rome?
Keith: I’m not going to spring for that.
Fish
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Keith: Fish fish fish… fish fish fish fish fish fish. Fish fish fish. Fish. Fish fish. Fish fish!
24
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Keith: I’d be like professor Brookes except backwards. That means I’d talk a lot about 24.
Cake
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Alan: *pokes you like cake*
ima2ba: ahalhaslhahah;asdlkf;ljerpoufds
ima2ba: *dies*
Kernel Java
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Keith: But really… kernel mode Java… that’s like killing baby seals.
Physics
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Alan V: apparently, i fail at physics
Alan: because youd have to throw a ball at 883 m/s
Alan: to get my equations to work
ima2ba: well, I think we’ve established that you and Dan aren’t doing that well with the physics…
Alan: no, this is for calc
ima2ba: that means you fail at calc…
ima2ba: and calc fails for resorting to physics…
ima2ba: and physics fails for existing…
Zebra bingo
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Keith: Kiltie is like a game of bingo with zebras.
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