Emily: Adam, you’re not important enough to be hazed, you whore.
Anna: Bad Emily. No sweet lovin’ tonight.
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Babies
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Alan: Babies out of every orifice!
Emily: Babies coming out of my ears and nose.
Christa: Ugh, stop!
Emily: It’s coming out of your nose. A little baby arm coming out of your nose. It’s pulling at your hair but you can’t stop it because it’s in your nose!
Threesome
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Emily: It’d be a threesome with me, Evan, and the bear. We wouldn’t even know who’s semen would get in the bear, mine or Evan’s. Probably mine.
Included
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Emily: Dammit, you keep butting in.
Anna (feigning sadness): I just want to be included Emily. That’s all I wanted.
Beatings
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Emily: How do you feel about fetuses?
Christa: Do you have a semen bear too? Do you beat your girlfriend before or after dinner?
Emily: During.
Christa: That’s the unexpected answer.
Best
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Emily: I didn’t watch it past the rape scene, because that scene was just…
Evan: …the best?
Hug?
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Emily: Will you hug the bear?
Celia: No.
Emily: Can the bear press its body against your body?
Hair
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Paul: What color is your hair?
Emily: I don’t know. Are you going to take back what you said?
Paul: What did I say?
Emily: You don’t care what color my hair is. What if I dye it bright green?
Finished
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(At noon, an hour after production started)
Celia: How’s it going?
Daniel: Good. Almost finished.
Celia: What?!
Emily: Shut up.
Daniel: Just kidding.
Walking
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Emily: Anna!
(No response)
Emily (louder): Anna!!
(No response)
Emilly (louder): Anna!!!
Meela: The answer is walking.