Ian: What if they build giant baby seal cubes. And start killing people?
Alan: Hmm…
Ian: And they could travel back in time and prevent us from making contact with aliens. Which would explain why we haven’t made contact with aliens. Curse you baby seals!
nukeade: Jon, Justin and I started new characters, and they’re at Level 9. Adam is likely going to try to join us as well, so we’ll have a foursome. Then I played with Boner, and he made it up one level while narrowly avoiding death. But narrowly avoiding is still avoiding.
nukeade: They can’t play with Boner until… like level 65.
Alan: yay, foursome! 😀
Alan: with boner!
nukeade: Yeah, well my boner extrudes poison.
nukeade: And not the kind that causes swelling in Women, followed by no fewer than 18 years of agony.
youji67859: booty call for evan!!
Alan: are we going to get evan some booty?
Alan: we should get him some chocolate pie instead
youji67859: lets get him a proof
youji67859: i can just immagine evan orgasaming to the end of a proof
youji67859: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Alan: hmm
Alan: let’s get him a prof
youji67859: mackey?
Alan: but mackey is very married
youji67859: this is why we can drug him
Alan: hmmm
Alan: i dont think this is a good plan
(Talking about ripping earrings out)
Sharon: It’s why you don’t wear dangly earrings when playing sports.
Alan: I’m never getting my ears pierced.
Ian: I’m never playing sports.
Alan: I’m bad at these.
Keith: I’m bad too. We’re all bad. Let’s have a bad party.
(Talking about gaming a Pokewalker)
Alan: What are some things that shake up and down?
Keith: You could put it in the dryer.
Alan: it’s too hot to sleep 🙁
Ian: Take off your clothes and curl up in the fridge.
Ian: Get a hose and soak your mattress.
Ian: Sleep on an electric fan instead of a pillow..
Ian: Get into the washing machine and turn it on. (Make sure it’s not set to warm.)
Ian: Close your eyes and imagine a penguin.
Ian: It’s the middle of summer and a penguin is walking through the desert.
Alan: hm
Ian: The light of the sun causes smoke to come out of the penguin as it burns.
Ian: Oh no, the penguin fell into a pool of lava!
Ian: Suddenly, the air force firebombs the desert! The penguin is turning into vapor!
Ian: Are you feeling better?
Alan: yes
Alan: vapor penguins are very cooling
Ian: The penguin opens its eyes. Could it be, it has somehow survived? No! It’s in Hell! Aaaaa!
Alan: Did you use t at all in the open of the application judgement?
Keith: I don’t know.
Alan: Didn’t you do it already?
Keith: I don’t know, I don’t know. I have no context. It’s like I’ve been closure-converted and my closure is out on the heap. I’m just code that has invalid references. … … …
gregh1983: Bit shift eyes!
Alan: <<_<<
Alan: >>_>>
gregh1983: That means everyone who’s standing in a line shuffles their eyes one socket to the left. Or to the right.
gregh1983: And you always take care to have an odd number of operations, so everyone goes home with a mismatched pair.
Keith: It’s the ray tracer song!
Keith (singing): Ray tracer, lalalalala! Ray tracer. La, nyuh nyuh nyuh.
Alan: It should be the ray tracer is done song. I’d like that better.
Keith (singing): It is doneeee, it is doneeee…