Sock

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Patrick: my sock tastes bad.
ZeldaGaiden83: Uh, why did you tell me that?
Patrick: cuz i just tasted it.
Patrick: yes i’m wierd
Patrick: alan say’s its stinky
ZeldaGaiden83: Eew
Patrick: y do you say eww you didn’t put it in your mouth

Duh

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SoAL Gilder: its A MAN!
SoAL Gilder: DUH!
SoAL Gilder: *runs away screaming*
SoAL Gilder: DRAG QUEEN DRAG QUEEN!
volleychic303: eww, at least i’m not some half baked flour
volleychic303: grosssss

Brainshake

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SoAL Gilder: grrrr
SoAL Gilder: *shakes your head violently*
SoAL Gilder: *watches your brain ooze out your ears*
SoAL Gilder: oohhhh funnn
SoAL Gilder: *tastes*
SoAL Gilder: mmmmm brainshake
castironfeather: *pout*

Worked

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J5261988: Good god, the first page worke don the first rty.
J5261988: There is -no- way this cpould possibly work on the firsst try.
J5261988: It would be funny if it did.
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: IT DID
J5261988: One more thing to code.
J5261988: No… mode does not equal ass
J5261988: it equals “add”
J5261988: Dirty computer. :-/

Insult

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J5261988: That would be funny. A php script that insulted you.
J5261988: And it could all learn new insults.
J5261988: Like, on the first day it’s upp, it calls you a dum dum head…
J5261988: And then yuou come back a week later
J5261988: And It calls you a god damned fucktarding peice of shit
J5261988: OMG
J5261988: THAT WOULD RULE