Microsoft

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*** chrisamaphone is now known as your_pants.
* Bill_Gate5 puts on your_pants
* micr0soft wants to get in your_pants
mrwright: This can’t be going anywhere good!
micr0soft: oh, i forgot i was still microsoft
micr0soft: that’s a creepy thought

Animals

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Echidnapi: ;p, I wonder if tim thinks I’m sending you porn or something
Echidnapi: http://www.bronxzoo.com/bz-about_the_animals
Echidnapi: NAKED ANIMALS!!!!
Alan: AHHH
Alan: le gasp
Echidnapi: we’ve got your avians, reptiles, horned mammals, whatever you’re into

Flying

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Alan: i cant be your friend anymore
Alan: im sorry
Alan: ill just stalk you now
Alan: *flies to montreal*
Echidnapi: hahaha
Echidnapi: I wonder what category that falls under, business or pleasure

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

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SoAL Gilder: the printer was printily printing printed prints
SoAL Gilder: the psychoanalysist was psychoanilitically psychoanalyzing psychoacilitical psychoanalises
conformistnon: wowsa!!
conformistnon: the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisist was pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisily pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosising pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses.
conformistnon: lol

Cookies

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ShadowHdghog: *gives chase a million cookies*
lamenameman: what kinda cookies?
ShadowHdghog: dunno..chocolate chip?
lamenameman: hm….
lamenameman: *hires 52¼ liposuction peoples*
lamenameman: “k guys just start suckin out as soon as it comes in”
lamenameman: *dives into huge pile of cookies*

Cuss

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eulalia062423: lol but hey i love everything that you’ve done, and all in notepad, too. i’m impressed. heh all i can do is make your computer do endless loops while cussing you out in eight billion languages
SoAL Gilder: LOL
SoAL Gilder: I want my compuyter to cuss at me
SoAL Gilder: in 8 billion languages
eulalia062423: lol wouldn’t that be cool? i’d have to get all the words, but i could do that.
SoAL Gilder: ….i dont think there even ARE 8 billion languages in the world

Gilder

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SoAL Gilder: today I was posting on a message board, and my mind wandered, and somehow I ended up typing
SoAL Gilder: “Gilder gilder gilder gilder gilder gilder”
SoAL Gilder: perfectly with no typos O.o
SoAL Gilder: it was scary
eulalia062423: hahaha
SoAL Gilder: I stared at it and was like “wait a second…”

Quotes

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SoAL Gilder: hey gimme a quote about your spikey hair
SoAL Gilder: for yearbook
microwave65: cant you make something up
microwave65: the mhs yearbook does it all the time
SoAL Gilder: yeah well 😛
microwave65: and they are a reward winning publication
microwave65: so logically, you have to make up quotes to win awards