Supine Pastry: I am 50% more absorbant than the leading brand. I will unite the people.

Supine Pastry: Please rush me my portable walrus polishing kit. Four super brushes that will clean even the trickiest of sea-bound mammals. Yes, I am over 18 although my IQ isn’t.

Supine Pastry: *ywans*.
Supine Pastry: wow.
Supine Pastry: I didnt know I could do that.

J5261988: No way! I had a panda and he totally left me for some |
| cult! You converted my panda! YOU CONVERTED MY PANDA!
J5261988: in my mad fenzy of typing, I have no idea how the hell thos thingy got int here.

J5261988: WHY IS MY CHEESE DEFLAGRATIONRIFIC?!?!?!?

GoodDoctorSiwdys: On a scale of one to ten, my finger is sooooooo fucked up.
GoodDoctorSiwdys: No, the first layer of skin is gone!!