TimMierz: Oh wow
TimMierz: I’m a quote goldmine tonight
Alan: yep
TimMierz: Do I get a trophy?
TimMierz: Or maybe a pizza?
Alan: you get a trophy made of pizza
Alan: or a pizza made of trphies
Alan: your pick
TimMierz: Yay, a pizza trophy

Alan: *fills keith’s tuba with jello*
Alan: that would actually kinda suck…
Alan: the jello would go in but itd be hell to get out once it hardened
Alan: i want to fill something with jello now!
Alan: what can i fill with jello?
TimMierz: His mouth, while he’s sleeping
TimMierz: Then he’ll stop breathing
TimMierz: And die
Alan: XD
TimMierz: Then you can stuff him
Alan: umm
TimMierz: And you have a new stuffed Keith

Alan: Would theschizm and kayaxadrian make a good couple? Not at all. Although, Tim could stand her razor sharp sarcasm he couldn’t handle the intense verbal and physical abuse.
Alan: ummmm
Alan: apphia?
TimMierz: I don’t know if someone gets more intense than Apphia’s abuse
Alan: heh
TimMierz: I mean, unless she has a machine gun

TimMierz: Life should die
TimMierz: Everywhere
* TimMierz cuts self
Alan: ummm
* TimMierz cut hand off
Alan: …
TimMierz: I feel liberated
TimMierz: But it’s harder to type now
TimMierz: Stupid life

Alan: homemade are good too
Alan: but !(alan.hasTime() || alan.hasSkill())
TimMierz: What is alan an instance of?
Alan: cmuStudent
TimMierz: Aha. Well, isn’t there a field in cmuStudent “final boolean time = false”