mrwright: Watching my cat open a door is really cute.
mrwright: Rather, the cat is cute when she opens the door.
mrwright: The watching isn’t all that cute.
*chrisamaphone watches mrwright watch his cat open the door
chrisamaphone: awww!
chrisamaphone: mrwright’s colon is hawtttt
* ima2ba is the master of indecision.
* Alan is more indecisive
Alan: than the master
ima2ba: well… maybe…
ima2ba: I guess you can be more indecisive if you want…
Alan: eh, i dont know…
Alan: maybe youre right
ima2ba: I don’t care who’s more indecisive, really.
Alan: eh, yeah… but meh
Alan: i dont know, if i care then im being decisive, and if i dont care, im deciding to not care
Alan: but i guess if i dont care, theres more levels of indecisiveness…
ima2ba: /you explodes due to dangerous paradoxen!
Alan: i dont know if i care or dont care about decising who is more indecisive
ima2ba: in an amazing display of decision, Alan decides to consider deciding…
Alan: hm… i almost decided to consider decididing on deciding to consider deciding if me or you is more decisive
Alan: does that make me more decisive?
ima2ba: my brain… ouch
Alan: im going to go take a nap
TimMierz: Sleep tight, don’t let the Keith bite
TimMierz: He’s vicious
Alan: if more people were gay it would solve the problem of overpopulation
Echidnapi: heh. overpopulation isn’t really the largest problem
Echidnapi: old people
Echidnapi: now that is our problem
Echidnapi: how about all the old people be gay
ima2ba: *sighes*
Alan: sighes?
ima2ba: I feele like adding extra ‘e’s to some wordes.
Alan: This says, “Will pay to the bearer on demand, 500 cash.” I wonder if I could go to the box office and get $500. Then again, cash is a loosely defined word…
Keith: Yeah, it is. I mean, my computer has more cache than that…
Keith: Friday is Thursday. That means tomorrow is today. And today was tomorrow yesterday, so today is also yesterday. So time does not exist. QED.
Alan: You should sleep.
Keith: I should throw a party.
Alan: You should throw a party?
Keith: I should throw a party across the room. At you.
Keith: Graaaaaarrrrrrrrgghhhhhh…
Keith: Caution – Keith may scare small children.
Later…
Keith: Warning: Keep Keith away from small children.