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Category Archives: Quotes
Robot
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Keith: Boop.
Alan: Boop?
Keith: I’m a robot.
Drunk
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Zeke: It’s good to hear they’re going out, given they were drunk and touching each other.
Youth
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Sharon: Clearly you’re out of touch with today’s youth.
Matt: Of course. You go to jail for that.
Tuxedo
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Tim: Do you own a tuxedo?
Keith: No.
Tim: You should look harder. I think you might.
Lamesauce
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Trisha: That’s lame. Lamesauce. Lamesauce on lamb.
Bonk
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Tim: I AM BONKERS
Tim: WATCH ME BONK
Tim: BONK BONK
Factorial
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Keith (singing): Factorial, factorial, your runtime is so huge!
Puns
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nukeade: Now you don’t want to talk to me anymore? This wouldn’t be some kind of punishment?
Alan: 😛
nukeade: Should they lock me up in the punitentiary?
Alan: you are a bad person
nukeade: You can punch me when I get back.
nukeade: Whether or not the Steelers win this weekend, you can be sure that I started the punting early.
Alan: …
nukeade: Don’t worry. I know that whatever happuns, you’ll forgive me.
Starships
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Keith: In the end, we all turn into starships.