Greg: Beep I am a robot.
Ian: That wasn’t very tiger-like.
Tim: You just killed the illusion. I just hope this doesn’t escalate and we get to your apartment for Carnival and you’re dressed up as a tiger robot.
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Earth day
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ima2ba: I was going to pay for a bus…
ima2ba: but then the bus driver was like, no you don’t need to pay…
ima2ba: And I was like, oh, okay.
ima2ba: And he was like, it’s Earth day. All buses in the Seattle area are free on Earth day.
ima2ba: Crazy liberal states.
Oyster
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Keith: The world is a bad oyster.
Keith: You can sing about better days, when the world was your oyster.
Bit shift
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gregh1983: Bit shift eyes!
Alan: <<_<<
Alan: >>_>>
gregh1983: That means everyone who’s standing in a line shuffles their eyes one socket to the left. Or to the right.
gregh1983: And you always take care to have an odd number of operations, so everyone goes home with a mismatched pair.
Bouillon
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Greg: Do you know how weird it is to cheerfully serve up beef bouillon in french when people are expecting coffee or grape juice?
Ray Tracer
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Keith: It’s the ray tracer song!
Keith (singing): Ray tracer, lalalalala! Ray tracer. La, nyuh nyuh nyuh.
Alan: It should be the ray tracer is done song. I’d like that better.
Keith (singing): It is doneeee, it is doneeee…
Jello
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Keith: I’m deathly allergic to lime Jello.
Keith: I eat it and turn into a volcano and explode.
Weather
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Alan: Why is this weather so nice?
Keith: Someone put a lot of care into making it?
Monkey
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Keith: I don’t like monkeys. Havn’t you ever watched the videos of kids getting attacked by monkeys? It happens all the time!
Ears
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Ian: Oh man, that Greg. He’s all, “My ears hurt from wearing a headset.”
Tim: Yeah. I know, right?
Alan: He has you on speaker.
Tim: He can hear us?
Ian: When I said his ears hurt, I meant they hurt in the… great way.
Tim: Greg’s ears are the best ears that ever eared.