Alan: What (homework) problem you working on?
Keith: n
Alan: Where n is small?
Keith: No, where n is irrational.
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Travel
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(From Delancey Restaurant, right next to Sharon’s apartment complex)
Mark: Should we take the Muni to Sharon’s?
Alan: No, let’s take the BART to SFO and fly to Oakland and take the BART to Embarcadero and Muni here.
Mark: No, take the BART to San Francisco airport and the bus back up.
Ian: You can rent a car and drive into the water.
Unix
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Matt: Some operating systems make it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. Unix makes it easy to blow away your head with a sawed-off shotgun.
Three stupid chicks
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Ian: This is Stupid Minority Chick Flick Number Three. In the future, there will be three stupid chicks and, together, they can predict the future.
Later…
Ian: You should direct Stupid Minority Chick Flick Number Three. It’ll become a classic like Bruce Lee’s Big Book of Hurt, Volume Two.
Vacuum
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Keith (singing): Death and destruction, incredible suction.
Keith: It’s called ‘The Earth got stuck in a vacuum.'”
Bikinis
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Sharon: I buy my swimwear online from Zappos.
Charles: You don’t buy locally-grown bikinis?
Goddess
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Tim: On my list of things I want to be when I grow up, I don’t think “Domestic Goddess” is on there… or near the bottom.
Big plankton
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Alan: Babies! Big babies! Well, I guess they’re actually not big.
Mark: By definition they’re small.
Alan: Depends what you’re comparing them to.
Mark: I was comparing them to things bigger than babies.
Alan: I was comparing them to plankton.
Mark: I don’t know, I’ve seen some pretty big plankton.
Teletubby
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Alan: Did Tim throw his phone at you?
Ian: No, it’s some sort of plastic thing. It looks like part of a teletubby. Oh, were you a teletubby? Is this part of your costume? Alan, do you want to be a teletubby in the future?
Hair
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Tim: I’m not related to my dad. We have different hair shapes.