Ian: Is it bad for plants to be planted in dead people?
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Category Archives: Quotes
Skee ball
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Tim: I’m a little skee ball short and stout… here is my… ramp? Here are my…. antlers?
Algorithms
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Keith (singing): Algorithms, algorithms
Keith: It’s the algorithm song! Don’t you like the algorithm song?
Keith (singing): Ay el, gee oh arr, eye tee aych em!
KoL
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Keith: You’re playing KoL… You horrible person. You should go… shoot kittens.
Alan: It’s an asshat. You make it by combining two bum cheeks.
Keith: That’s lovely. In fact, that’s lovely beyond words. So, so lovely.
Llama
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Keith: I was talking about how I always wanted a pet llama, but my parents would never get me one.
Steak
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Ian: It’s like a salad, except they replaced the salad with a steak.
Pet tigers
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Tim: Grr. Now he’s a British tiger robot.
Ian: That’s the worst kind of tiger robot.
Tim: Now I’m wondering is it a robot in the shape of a tiger? Someone goes to pet it and it eats you.
Ian: Why would someone pet a tiger?
Tim: Because some people are stupid.
Luck
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Alan: Good luck.
Keith: I am lucky.
Alan: You’re lucky?
Keith: I think my nose is full of snot.
Nose
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Keith: I don’t think my nose is irrational.
Bo Peep
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(Playing Catchphrase)
Alan: The boy with the sheep, and he did this when he lied a lot…
Keith: Little Bo Peep!