Nick: Thermostats are just there becaues people complain about the temperature, so they put in a thermostat and the complaints go away.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Inbox
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Emily: Michael, you are filling up my inbox. Stop forwarding me things.
Boring
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Michael: We want to do something that doesn’t look boring.
Shweta: Oh, that’s not me.
Graduate
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(Nick is reading about student elections)
Nick: “Any student who is enrolled in the Spring 2011 semester is eligible to run.” Which means I could run, then graduate…
Bra
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Michael: Shweta, if you want to write an article about which bra to wear to the EOC, you can, but…
Later…
Nick: Yes, you should write about your bra preference for the EOC.
Michael: Yes I should.
Accent
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(During a discussion about dialects and the Pittsburgh “needs verbed” construct)
Nick: So, with me, I’ll go ahead and drop the “to be” and afterward I’ll realize what I’ve done.
Celia: Sometimes I’ll slip into a Southern accent, and I’m totally from California, and I have no relatives from the south.
Credit
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Michael: Alex, remember when you write an article, to add yourself to the credits.
Nick: It’s like, ‘Darn, I have to take credit for this’.
“It’s”
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Anna: Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
Everyone: What?
Anna: In this video that’s supposed to be epic or something. “In it’s fifth year”
(Entire copy staff groans)
Both?
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Stacey: So is Tommy not in all day today or is he just coming in later?
Evan: Yup.
Ticklish
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*Scorri tickles adrake’s knee
adrake: Eep!
scorri: I found where adrake is ticklish!
adrake: I’m only tickish once.
teisenbe: Because afterward we break your kneecap.