Greg: Wait, ‘Fact facts’?
Katie: As opposed to ‘Fictional facts’?
Greg: I think those should be ‘fast facts’
Later…
Nick: Aw, this page has ‘fast facts’. Should I circle it and tell them to change it to ‘fact facts’?
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Category Archives: Quotes
Graph Jam
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Nick: Okay, looking at Graph Jam is more fun than doing homework.
Teased
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Greg: You’re being teased on the front page.
Nick: What is being teased?
Greg: Katie’s article.
Nick: Oh. I thought it was actually a person. Like ‘The Tartan is making fun of person X’.
Survey
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(People are filling out surveys)
Doug: What? I don’t understand.
Nick: There are pens over there. You take a pen, take off the cap, put the pen on the paper and start to write the information it asks for.
Greg: Aw, you should have left off the last part.
Stroke
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Nick: Aaaaaaaah… the stroke is missing.
Cancer
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Alan: Wait… “Even the spoken term ‘Valentine’s Day’ can induce appendicitis?”
Katie: Yeah… it was originally pancreatic cancer, but Michael pointed out that Randy Pausch died from that, so…
Retain
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Owen: I think a lot of the articles are old.
Greg: Yeah, written by people who graduated. Or quoting people who graduated.
Owen: They changed it. Like, “Senior Jake said he would be retaining Webster for next year.”
Alan: Well, he could be a fifth-year senior.
Owen: Or maybe he just wants to graduate and hold on to it.
Lincoln
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Emily: They did a survey of Americans. And people didn’t know who Abraham Lincoln was. They were like, “Is he a crab? Is he a seahorse?”
Corruption
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Emily: Corruption! Yayyyyyyy!
Kernel
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Michael: It’s like, “Yay. I found a bug that means I have to rewrite the whole kernel.”