(Daniel puts down an ed board article in front of Alex)
Daniel: I’m going to put this right here and see what happens.
Alex: No! I already read this!
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Category Archives: Quotes
Cold
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Emily: Oh your hands are coollllddddd
Christa: Calm down
Emily: dddddd
Christa: It’s okay
Emily: dddddd
Awkward
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Michael: Things that are awkward: Writing a feature about someone and having them as the wrong gender.
Props
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Michael: Two things we often have in our paper: Mad props and blood splatters.
Milk
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Nick: The solution is to use more chocolate milk.
Emily: Will more chocolate milk fix this?
Nick: Yes.
Pizza
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Nick: I keep misspelling ‘pizza’ by typing ‘t’ instead of ‘z’.
Bradley Cooper
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(After using a shirtless Bradley Cooper photo for the Limitless movie review, and sticking printouts of the photo on the ceiling)
Stacey: Anna, you’re not going to be able to have shirtless Bradley Cooper.
Anna: Aw, why?
Michael: The article isn’t about him. Either change the article to be about him, or change the picture.
Anna: That’s not fair.
Michael: He’s already on the ceiling. Get over it.
Waffle
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Katie: Nobody should be without waffle in the cold. Life’s too hard for that.
Fire
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Michael: Oh, that’s not good. It’s on fire.
Alex: Our reaction to fire: “Aw, man. Not again.”
Tiny
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Shweta: My nails are so tiny compared to your sweater, Courtney.