(Christa locks Emily in the archive room)
Christa: Can she get out of there?
Michael: I hope not.
Later…
Michael: It’s way too quiet.
Greg: That’s good.
Michael: No, that just makes me scared of what’s going on.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Conspiring
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Celia: Is there anything we can do to make your life easier?
Patrick: We’re just standing here conspiring to make your life easier.
Michael: The two of you… conspiring…
Stacey: I can join in!
Cleaning
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Celia: I was feeling really sad, so I got really domestic. It’s like misery cleaning.
Rangos
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Michael: You can’t search for ‘Rangos Ballroom’ and say ‘Oooh, I found Rangos Ballroom’!
Phone
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Meela: Oh, I don’t have a phone.
Greg: The office has a phone. There’s one built in to the office.
Walking
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Emily: Anna!
(No response)
Emily (louder): Anna!!
(No response)
Emilly (louder): Anna!!!
Meela: The answer is walking.
Priorities
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Doug: You should do both!
Katie: I don’t have time! I have Reddit to read! Priorities!
Drivers
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(People are telling Christa what to do with the layout)
Christa: Thank you, backseat drivers.
Emily: We’re all watching you.
Michael: I’m sitting to the side of the monitor. I can’t see anything.
Stacey: You’re like a three-cars-over driver.
Voices
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Michael: There are way too many voices and I don’t think any of them are important to me.
Right
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Emily: 90% of the time I’m always right.
Michael: Just keep saying numbers and they’ll be true.