Emily: Will you hug the bear?
Celia: No.
Emily: Can the bear press its body against your body?
Category Archives: Quotes
Hair
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Paul: What color is your hair?
Emily: I don’t know. Are you going to take back what you said?
Paul: What did I say?
Emily: You don’t care what color my hair is. What if I dye it bright green?
Opinions
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Christa: Opinions are like farts. You just gotta let them out.
Plugging in
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Daniel: “The plugged in device will help it perform faster”? There’s nothing to plug in.
Anna
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Daniel: What?
Celia: Nowhere in that conversation was your name mentioned. Apparently you are now Anna?
Daniel: I always wanted that name.
Movement theatre
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Anna: [The feature] is about movement theatre.
Daniel: It’s not ballet, it’s movement theatre.
Anna: They’re different!
Michael: Ballet is too mainstream.
ECE
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Stacey: He apparently polled a bunch of ECE master’s students at Skibo.
Daniel: Is it all dudes?
Michael: It’s ECE master’s students. So yes.
Finished
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(At noon, an hour after production started)
Celia: How’s it going?
Daniel: Good. Almost finished.
Celia: What?!
Emily: Shut up.
Daniel: Just kidding.
Beautiful
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Anna: I’m going to go write my article. I’ll be back. I’ll be beautiful.
Michael: You’re always beautiful.
Entire office: Awwww!
Thirds
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(Discussing thirds without photos or art yet)
Katie: As long as it’s not a wall of dancing penises or something, I don’t care what the picture is.