Anna: Apparently my boobs are community property now.
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Oriental
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(Reading from the style guide)
Alan: Asian – never ‘Oriental’
Katie: Has that been a problem? ‘Carnegie Mellon has a sizable Chinaman population.’
Words
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Adam: I have to think about words.
Emily: Oh my god Adam words are so tough. Suck it up!
Hazed
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Emily: Adam, you’re not important enough to be hazed, you whore.
Anna: Bad Emily. No sweet lovin’ tonight.
Flyers
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Anna: I was handing out flyers at a corner this week, and I felt like such a prostitute. Especially since I was targeting 40-year-old men.
Babies
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Alan: Babies out of every orifice!
Emily: Babies coming out of my ears and nose.
Christa: Ugh, stop!
Emily: It’s coming out of your nose. A little baby arm coming out of your nose. It’s pulling at your hair but you can’t stop it because it’s in your nose!
Threesome
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Emily: It’d be a threesome with me, Evan, and the bear. We wouldn’t even know who’s semen would get in the bear, mine or Evan’s. Probably mine.
Included
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Emily: Dammit, you keep butting in.
Anna (feigning sadness): I just want to be included Emily. That’s all I wanted.
Beatings
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Emily: How do you feel about fetuses?
Christa: Do you have a semen bear too? Do you beat your girlfriend before or after dinner?
Emily: During.
Christa: That’s the unexpected answer.
Best
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Emily: I didn’t watch it past the rape scene, because that scene was just…
Evan: …the best?