Michael: Adelaide might be sad you cut this guy’s head off although that might be intentional because he’s a zombie.
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Caption
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Emily: Cereal, this caption is so in-depth… you’re gonna love it!
(Celia squeals)
Snape
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Katie: If you ever think an exclamation point is appropriate, just read it in Professor Snape’s voice.
Pot
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Evan (editing Crime and Incident): Ha! Odor of Marijuana is not in Hamerschlag this time. It’s in Mudge.
Hair
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(Evan flails a bit)
Celia: Are you okay over there?
Evan: Yeah, my hair is just out of place.
Gadaffi
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Anna: Can we make a forum comic that is like: “Do we care about Gadaffi? Ehhhh…”
Spors
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Alan: “Spors commentary”?
Greg: Allergies are bad
Magic
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Anna: Stacey, you’ve officially replaced Alex as the magic member of our staff.
Celia: What?!
Anna: Well, Magic Alex isn’t here anymore, and he never does anything, and Stacey is magical and is a Photoshop wizard.
Michael: I thought Stacey was always magic.
Anna: Well, she’s doing really asthetically pleasing magic right now.
Stacey: Stacey is doing really sketchy magic.
Blobfish
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Katie: Oh my god, this is the saddest fish I’ve ever seen. It’s called the blobfish. Nobody wants to take it to prom, it’s so sad. It’s facing extinction. That’s probably why it’s sad.
Evan: It looks like shit…
Katie: It’s also inedible by humans.
Cello
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Celia: Where do you keep your cello?
Evan: In CFA. There’s a cello room.
Anna: For a second, I thought you asked, “Where do you keep your jello?”
Katie: You want to see where I keep my jello? Come back to my place and I’ll show you my jello.