Tommy: Do you have a lighter?
Christa: What do I look like?
Tommy: A lighter.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Babies
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Celia: I want my friends to have babies so I can put them inside weird things. Have you seen the babies inside the watermelon and pumpkin?
Rounding
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Katie: Can we make a rule to not round large numbers? “AIDS kills 1.7 million people every year.” This person rounded to 2 million. That’s 300,000 people it’s not killing every year.
Its
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Emily: Anna you used the wrong “its”!
Anna: What?!
Anna: No! “Its slim, compact shape IS”
Michael: One of your articles I edited had the wrong “its” in it.
Review
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Anna: Can we put an editor’s note on the review? “No one else at The Tartan agrees with this review.”
Evan: Or just put brackets around the entire article and put “sic.”
Things
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Michael: I’m gonna go sit in my office and read articles and throw things at people.
Toe
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Greg: Have you considered your second toe in isolation before? It looks freakish.
Cats
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Greg: Little cats. And medium-sized rats.
Alan: Eating the cats.
Greg: They’re not that big.
Mocha
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Averto Laboris: OK I am being the totally cliché soap opera gossip, but:
Averto Laboris: Marten and Padma
Averto Laboris: SWOOOOOOON
Alan V: baby time
Alan V: theyll have mocha babies
Alan V: itll be hot
Averto Laboris: unless they’re iced mocha babies
Averto Laboris: I hear that too many of them will make you fat
Sluts
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Katie: “Halloween is what separates the sluts from the posers.” So what, if you put clothes on when it snows you’re not a real slut?