Allison: Lol.
Christa: Did you just lol?
Allison: Sometimes laughing doesn’t get the point across.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Mind blown
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Emily: Is it mind-blowing and orgasmic?
Patrick: Could it be mind-blowing and not orgasmic? Could it be orgasmic and not mind-blowing?
Emily: It could be an “eh” orgasm.
Later…
(Anna draws an analogy: Rectangle : Square as orgasm : mind-blowing)
Alan: I think… that’s backward? Everything mind-blowing is an orgasm?
Anna: You’re actually having intellectual orgasms all the time. You just don’t know it.
Error
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Michael: There are lots of errors. Are they errors that we care about?
Downtown
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Michael: It’s an art exhibit about downtown Pittsburgh doing Pittsburghy things downtown.
Sentences
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Patrick: Katiegreg… pick a style for the Pillbox cover. Do you want complete sentences or a continuation of the big words? Pick a style and we will stick with it for all eternity.
Anna: No pressure.
Katie: I like big words.
Patrick: That wasn’t the question.
Flail
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(Michael walks up to the photo computer, where Celia is editing photos)
Celia: Hello dear.
Michael: Rar
(Michael reaches for the keyboard)
Celia: No.
Michael (flailing): Grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah, grah rar rah.
Celia: Fine, here.
Engineer
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Michael: Celia, are you an electrical and chemical engineer?
Celia: No.
Michael: If we quote you and Rebecca and stuck them together, would you be an electrical and chemical engineer?
Heart
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Celia: Emily, Michael says you have no heart.
Emily: Aww, thanks Michael. You understand me! That’s why I’m your protege.
Michael: I don’t think that means what you think it means.
Emily: That’s why I’m your child? Your spawn of demons? Your demon spawn?
Button
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Patrick: How do I make it…. there’s a button for that right?
Stacey: You’re going to need to be more specific.
Fuzzy
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Celia: Patrick, your hair is fuzzier than usual. Not blurry, fuzzy.
(Patrick messes with his hair)
Patrick: Yeah, well, I washed it.