(Playing Nertz)
Dan: Stupid face cards, showing up everywhere in my life.
Chris: Not just in card games?
Greg: In your annual reports. On the bus.
Dan: On the bus? I don’t even take the bus.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Top pot
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nukeade: Have you ever had a Top Pot?
nukeade: They’re outrageous.
nukeade: They’re not really toroidal like normal doughnuts.
nukeade: They’re more like a square cross section loop.
nukeade: God, just thinking about them makes me want a Top Pot.
Alan V: they should make marijuana versions
Alan V: they can be Top Pot Top Pots
nukeade: Plus, it remains a palindrome.
Alan V: assuming they use the highest-quality marijuana
nukeade: If they also use the top pot on the shelf to make it, then it’s a Top pot top pot top pot.
nukeade: Though, now I’m just being silly… I should probably s top it.
Math
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Adam: There is no humanitarian benefit in math. This is why people can’t get grants from the NSF. People apply to the NSF and the benefit is, “This is cool shit guys!”
Art
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Adam: My art isn’t good enough until people disagree with it.
Later…
Adam: Explain to me how splatters on a canvas is art. Does it represent how random life is? Because I can make up bullshit too.
Canadian
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Emily: So there’s this guy with two functional penises. Oh, and as a sidenote, he’s Canadian.
Brent: That changes everything.
Patrick: You’re not only our resident expert on penises, but also Canadians.
Shuffle
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(Playing Nertz)
Adam: I shuffled just fine. They’re all different cards.
Later…
Emily: Bryan, you didn’t shuffle right. You gave her all 20 aces out of the gate.
Cupcakes
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Emily: Bryan! Have some ravioli! Have a cupcake shaped like a Pokemon!
Bryan: They’re shaped like Pokeballs.
Emily: They have Pokemon… in them.
Patrick: Like ground-up Charmander.
Money
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(Discussing a board ed about student government’s inaction)
Emily: I think the point is that they get a $10,000 budget… what are they doing with it?
Anna: Embezzling.
Emily: Embezzling.
Michael: That is NOT the opinion of the Tartan.
Art
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Michael: Thank you for writing, contributing, arting…
Anna: Arting! It’s a verb now!
Circle
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Emily: Michael, just don’t circle things!
Michael: It means it’s wrong.