Allison (talking about Jonathan): I think he’s just really on top of his shit. He saves lives, he takes photos, he makes good headline suggestions… he looks cool.
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Daniel: Whoa, it’s already typed out for me. Did you do that with your mind?
Celia: Yes.
Sit
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Celia: Where do you want me to sit? Or be?
Patrick: I want you to b…. do you want to restrain Emily? Or Christa?
Feet
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TimMierz: Who has feet anymore in this economy????
Blow
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Zeke: blow?
Zeke: watching that now
Alan: i love this video so much
Zeke: haha the random unicorns are great
Zeke: AHHHH RAINBOW BEAMS
Zeke: YES
Alan: the unicorns bleed rainbows when shot
Alan: 😀
Zeke: that’s what I meant
Zeke: this is the best thing I’ve seen leaving someone’s body in a music video since Katy Perry’s whipped cream cannon tits
Kelly
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Alan: such a fan of kelly’s stronger video 🙂
Alan: i assume ive sent this to you before
Zeke: actually I haven’t seen this
Zeke: her bed feels warmer sleeping alone?
Alan: you hadnt heard the song yet?
Zeke: This confirms what I’ve suspected about Kelly for a long time
Zeke: specifically….
Zeke: that she is a reptile
Tartan
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Michael: It’s how to reconstruct the Tartan if there’s nothing but the constitution and bylaws.
Madelyn: It’s like the Tartan apocalypse. Everyone on the Tartan quits because of the Pillbox cover.
(Allison turns around looking horrified.)
Christa: The look on Allison’s face was awesome.
Shirt
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Madelyn: I want a Tartan shirt.
Michael: If you give me 15 dollars, I will ensure you have the future opportunity to obtain a Tartan shirt.
Greg: For another 15 dollars?
Its
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Emily: Ahh, Evan!
Evan: What?!
Emily: You used the wrong “its”!!! I’m going to kill you!
Large
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(Watching Football)
Daniel: That is a large human being right there.