(Complaining about the food again)
Patrick: If you complain, provide Christa with phone numbers of people to call.
Evan: My mother.
Patrick: If your mother provides food, we will provide ads in the paper.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Screamers
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Allison: If none of my article are good, what do I scream? Table of contents?
Daniel: Check out our table of contents!
Puzzle
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(Discussing a new variant of sudoku)
Evan (mishearing): Why do we need to print rules for sudoku?
Nicole: No, we’re discussing a super sudoku puzzle thing.
Madelyn: Some day, we should publish rules for crossword.
Kiva Han
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(The Kiva Han article quotes a freshman)
Emily: You’ve only been here one year. Your world is not falling apart.
Madelyn: THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
Ed board
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Evan: Ed bard. Madelyn, it’s your turn.
Madelyn: No.
Evan: You can’t avoid it for long.
Madelyn: But I can avoid it for now.
Comment
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(Allison gets a board ed)
Allison: Oh no, I’m the first one to comment on it. That means I have to write a lot. I usually try to get it after Greg.
Starbucks
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(Emily is upset that Kiva Han is closing and turning into a Bagel Factory)
Alan: At least it’s not a Starbucks.
Emily: There’s one right across the street from it.
Alan: Yes.
Emily: What if they built a bridge connecting the two. It’s like the Starbucks bridge.
Onion
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Emily: Madelyn!
Madelyn: Emily!
Emily: Serious structural problems with the Onion!
Important
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Evan: What’s a word for making something important?
Madelyn: Deifying.
Jazz
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Celia: I had a moment my freshman year when I had smooth jazz on and one of my neighbors came over. It was really awkward… just me and him alone in my room with smooth jazz.