(Josh hands Allison a board ed about Foxconn)
Allison: Thank yo… oh. Oh, oh.
(She reads it)
Allison: I don’t care about people being mistreated. What are human rights?
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Category Archives: Quotes
Cards
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Daniel: That would be so badass if they had valentine cards with Rebecca Black.
Qdoba
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Celia: Okay, everyone. Qdoba is coming at 3 today.
Greg: What?!
Evan: What?!
Emily: We’re having brunch!
Pillbox
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Allison: I feel like Pillbox writers are always afraid to write negative reviews.
Evan: I will.
Allison: Yeah, but if you friends are in it, you don’t want to write like, “So and so did a bad job.” That’s why I don’t have friends. So I can write negative reviews.
Editing
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Emily: Josh! This article is edited terribly. I hate you.
Music
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Alan: What is “minimal music”
Allison: Well, there’s not a lot to it…
Mother
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Emily: Why am I the mother? I’m not going to chew up worms and put them into your mouth.
Emily
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Stacey: So there’s nothing for Emily to do right now. And it’s confusing everyone.
Whitespace
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Allison: On a scale of one to it-needs-to-be-fixed, how bad is that whitespace?
Yinz
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Patrick: Stacey, make it ‘yinz’
Stacey: I don’t want to type this…