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Basketball

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Posted on March 7, 2022 by Alan V
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Keith: I think Ian’s probably pretty good at basketball
Ian: I don’t

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Ronaldo

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Posted on March 7, 2022 by Alan V
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Fibbage 3 says Cristiano Ronaldo opened a museum in Portugal dedicated to himself

Ian: I hope he just sits in a glass case all day
Greg: There’s one exhibit?

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Corona

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Posted on January 16, 2022 by Alan V
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Dan: I hear if your mouth is on fire, the corona can’t get inside you
Apphia: That’s so smart

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Cheese

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Posted on January 16, 2022 by Alan V
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Game: What is made worse by adding cheese?
Marina: I hope Dan didn’t get this prompt
Game: “Literally anything, I’m Dan and I hate Cheese”
Dan: I did!

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Poop

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Posted on November 22, 2021 by Alan V
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Alan: Isn’t human poop not a fertilizer?
Mars: No. Only animals that eat a vegetarian diet.
Kayleigh: Vegetarian poop though, and vegan poop.
Tim: That sounds like it’s a poop substitute.

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Waffles

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Posted on November 13, 2021 by Alan V
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question showing a diagram of a mouth thing, and an answer is “Waffles”)
Ian: But I want to fire waffles from my mouth…

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Falcon

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Posted on November 13, 2021 by Alan V
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(Playing Fibbage 3, answering a question about first class perks, and the correct answer is a “Falcon tray”)
Greg: Who flies with a Falcon? They do that anyway.

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Phone

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Posted on August 14, 2021 by Alan V
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(Trying the new website gartic phone)
Greg: I keep misreading this as “garlic phone”
Tim: That was Raffi’s first rap for bananaphone

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Chainsaw

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Posted on August 14, 2021 by Alan V
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(The prompt is “A bad name for a hospital”)
Dan: Glad I didn’t have to go to UPMC Chainsaw Guy

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Movie

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Posted on August 14, 2021 by Alan V
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Marina: I see who understood the School of Rock reference
Apphia: I’ve never seen a movie before…

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