(Evan is returning from playing his cello)
Jennifer: You look nice!
(Evan continues walking and doesn’t respond)
Madelyn: He doesn’t listen to compliments.
Jennifer: You look horrible!
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Category Archives: Quotes
Layout
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Daniel: Hell, yeah.
Evan: Are you excited about layout?
Daniel: I’m excited I can use these images.
Evan: Well, I’m happy for you Daniel. So very happy.
Coffee
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Emily: No one talk until I have coffee.
Breakfast
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Allison: Guess what I had for breakfast?
Emily: What?
Allison: Samoas. I was like, hm… I can have cereal or Girl Scout cookies.
Sense
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Evan: If the prefix ends in the same letter as the word, it has a hyphen. Like pre-existing.
Alan: That makes sense.
Evan: Sometimes the English language makes sense. It’s an anomaly, but sometimes.
Early
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Josh: All of my articles were through last night.
Evan: You can leave early!
Emily: Heh, no.
Evan: Well earlier than, say, Madelyn.
Nicole: Aw, that was so mean!
Yay
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Evan: Monotone yay. One, two, three.
Everyone: Yay.
Evan: Hooray. I’m so excited.
Trix
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Evan: Trix are for kids!
Emily: Trix are for whores.
Evan: What, in the next XXX show, women are eating Trix all sexy. Rubbing Trix cereal all over their bodies.
Tiny
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(Alan pats Jennifer on the head)
Jennifer: Yes, I’m tiny.
Alan: I just want to pick you up and carry you off somewhere.
Jennifer: People always tell me: Be careful! You’re grab-and-go size!
Gum
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Daniel: I love how people still stick gum to the bottom of desks.
Allison: It gives me hope for the future generations.