Alan (to Daniel): You should never cut your hair again until it trails on the ground behind you.
Allison: Oh man, I wish you were a hippy. Then we could smoke weed and lay out our pages together.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Tartan
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Christa: We’re going to hand out Tartans and donuts. And be like, “Hey, here’s The Tartan. And some food. Correlate the two. Love.”
Greg
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Allison: I have so many questions today. I feel like Greg.
Fabric
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(Charles is collapsing a twisty fabric box)
Charles: This is why buildings are not…
Mark: …not fabric boxes?
Ian: Fabric buildings!
Tests
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Alan: I broke Ally…
Rob: That isn’t hard. She has no unit tests.
Ally: I have more unit tests than native mobile.
Quit
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Sharon: You can ragequit the game, but we were talking… you can’t ragequit the conversation!
Mattt: Mattt has disconnected from the server.
Booze
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Ally: Sharon! Come play Fluxx with us!
Sharon: I’m going to Bayside Market to get something to drink.
Ally: There’s plenty to drink in this house.
Sharon: There’s only booze! I don’t want booze to drink.
Snowboard
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(Ordering from eXtreme Pizza)
Mattt: Click on the snowboard!
(Charles clicks)
Mattt: What? It brings you to a list of states?
Ally: It says “Order online”
Mattt: I’m not reading. I’m looking at the snowboard.
Size
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(Ordering pizza)
Charles: Huge, huge, how big is the huge?
Mark: They switch from inches to feet.
Ally: That’s what she said?
Dog
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Mark: Being on the internet means you have a chance of being a dog.
Ian: So every time you go on the net, you can turn into a dog?