Emily: You have Mormon cousins?
Madelyn: I have three Mormon cousins and one ex-Mormon cousin.
Emily: That’s more Mormon cousins than I thought you had.
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Color
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Madelyn: Emily should just say there is no news section this week.
Josh: We should just have a color by numbers on the first three pages.
Squeaks
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(Greg is processing statistics of journal text)
Greg: Inquiring squeaks want to know.
Alan: Why?
Greg: Because they are data scientists. They just happen to be hamsters as well. It’s a thing that can happen. Are you biased against hamsters?
No
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Madelyn: No. No, no, no, no. No! No, no, no, no!
Anna: What is it?
Madelyn: I’m just going to ignore copy here. They don’t understand that “aflcio” is the actual username on Flickr, so they want me to capitalize and hyphenate it.
Emily: No.
Anna: No.
Madelyn: I feel vindicated.
Josh: You’re about to wake up.
Color
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(Alan is watching The Voice and Christina is on the screen)
Greg: What was she dipped in to make her that color?
Baby
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(Discussing birth control and preventing pregnancy)
Jon: Where does immaculate conception fall into this? I’m very concerned about this.
Greg: You personally?
Cats
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Anna: Cats cats cats! Crazy cat lady.
(Allison turns around)
Allison: ?
Allison: Oh, sorry. I thought I was being addressed.
Butter
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(Anna is making waffles)
Emily: It smells like BUTTER!
Anna: I’m SORRY! I try to do something nice for you and all you do is complain.
Slant
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Evan: Slant 12!
Emily: Slant 13!
Madelyn: Ooh, let’s see if Evan catches THAT.
Pitchfork
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Emily: Evan! “Pitchfork.” Italicized or not?
Alan: Is that a magazine?
Emily: Yeah, some hipster shit.
Evan: A regular old pitchfork? What kind of question is that? You’re fired.