(Talking about Mr. Madsen, the rather old physics teacher)
Alan: Jeff idolizes him.
Sean: Jeff thinks he’s hot.
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Category Archives: Quotes
Children
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Emily: Adra’s pregnant with Pat’s children.
Fight
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Jeff: Let’s see you fight over Duncan’s mom! Fight fight fight!
Pictures
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Patrick: Zeke just got butt-raped over here.
Zarah: What? Who?
Patrick: Everyone. It was fun!
Zeke: I was butt-raped by Jon Black, John Ruppel, Katherine, and Ms. Pullen.
Patrick: I got pictures!
Suck
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Patrick: Suck on the end of it!
Jennie: Eeewwwwwww!
Patrick: The pen! The long pointy thing! Suck on the long pointy thing!
Freshmen
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Roxanne: Freshmen are all the same. Give them a few years and they’ll develop into people.
Purple
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Janel: Alan purpled in his pants.
Gonorrhea
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Patrick: Duncan, do you have any spare gonorrhea?
Patrick: I need to borrow some but I don’t want to do all the work.
Dog
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David: Actually, I never touch my dog before school.
Patrick: So when DO you touch it?
Gihan: David touches his dog!
Gihan: It would have been better if it was ‘David touches his monkey.’ That can be taken so many different ways.
Alan: Eewwwwwww
Vicki: So, DOES David touch his monkey?
Gihan: I wouldn’t know! I’m his best friend, but that’s a line I don’t cross.
Vicki: As opposed to playing monopoly in towels?
Ribs
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David: God you… grabbed my ribs.
Gihan: David, no one can GET to your ribs.