SoAL Gilder: please please please please please please please please
ZoeOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Your polite style is very nice. Please what?
Meg (while playing Scrabble): What’s a ‘hens?’
David: I’m not white, I’m PIGMENTALLY CHALLENGED!
Janel: clutching right breast again. breastworm inside. must keep it moving to maintain life. breathe, breastworm. breeeeeathe
Amanda: Oh Alan! Your hands are so strong!
Patrick: Oh Alan! You’ve got such strong hands! C’mere baby.
Patrick: I should sit on the curb and stick my legs out when cars go by.
Alan: I wonder if I can snort popcorn…
Alan: …. I think I really did.
Alan: Ack, it’s stuck up there.
Vicki: THIS is your gifted student who scored a 35 on the ACT and your National Merit Finalist, everyone.
Alan: Wheee look, the popcorn bounces when I do this!
Random guy: Smoke weed!
David: Pot is cheaper!
Patrick: Aren’t pot and weed the same thing?
Patrick: Look! The cops told them to turn their music down and they did!
Patrick: He just stuck his finger out like this and they turned their music down!
Patrick: I want to do that!
Vicki: We’ll come to Mills one day and find Pat sticking his finger out like that and getting strange looks.
Jennie: I can make it look like I have a third nipple!