Alan: *pokes you like cake*
ima2ba: ahalhaslhahah;asdlkf;ljerpoufds
ima2ba: *dies*
Author Archives: Alan V
Pet
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Allan: Don’t sweat the petty things, and dont pet the sweaty things…
Experiment
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Allan: You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that’s part of the experiment? I’m like that all the time.
Iraq
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*** flyingtoast has joined channel iraq
flyingtoast: how are you gentlemen?
flyingtoast: all your base are belong to US
CS majors
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cpujeff122: the cs majors are broken this semester
Rain
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PotatoWeasel: it’s raining babies! hallelujah, it’s raining babies…
Lard
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Alan: and i ate a bucket of lard yesterday
Alan: im gonna grow fatttt
Echidnapi: heh
Alan: and for breakfast i had a stick of butter
Alan: covered in sugar
Echidnapi: mmm
Echidnapi: with some flour that would be a dough boy
Sucks
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chrisamaphone: thanks
chrisamaphone: (brookes sucks)
Alan: hahaha
Alan: your mom sucks
Alan: me
chrisamaphone: i bet
chrisamaphone: i filmed it
chrisamaphone: it was hot
Pickup line
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TimMierz: One bad thing about the “Hey, you’re straight? I am too! Let’s go out!” line is that a guy can still say that to a guy
Kernel Java
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Keith: But really… kernel mode Java… that’s like killing baby seals.