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Cellphone
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Keith: I’m afraid of people calling me, so I always keep my cellphone off.
Alan: What’s the point of having a cellphone then?
Keith: I can turn it on and watch the cingular man dance. And I have a pretty picture of tuna… turnips… tulips.
Doom
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Alan: We should probably go soon. To our doom.
Keith: Our go is doom! Doom to our go!
Corollary
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Keith: Corollary, corollary, corollary!
Distraction
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Keith: I’m easily distractable. Oh look! It’s the ceiling. I’m going to stare at it for two minutes.
Decision
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Keith: I decisively decide to be indecisive.
Bluebird
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Keith: There is a purple bluebird made out of peaches. Underwater.
Walruses
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Keith: We should eat more walruses.
West Wing
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ima2ba: West Wing is happy (like melted orange penguins…)
Spaceships
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Keith: Lots and lots of parenthesis cause spaceships. Lots of spaceships. Oh my gosh lots of spaceships can’t read it does not parse!