(Talking about Ocean’s Eleven)
Dan: It’s weird because it’s a group project where everybody did something
Ian: I haven’t seen the original with Frank Sinatra but I’m pretty sure not everyone did something in that one
Greg: Everyone’s trying to break into the vault and Frank Sinatra is just like “I have to sing this song”
Author Archives: Alan V
Massage
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(Ian’s talking about how he likes getting his blood pressure taken and compares it to a massage chair)
Keith: Are you sure that was a massage chair and not an iron lung?
Hot Fairies
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Mars: Self selecting for ‘hot fairies’ makes sense… you wouldn’t want tepid fairies
Kids’ Menu
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Marina: It’s for kids, but…
Dan: I’d just have to be like… I am four children
Daddy
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Dan: I’m not even buying Scrub Daddies… what chance does a dude wipe have?
Ian: Is there a reason I want my sponges to be gendered?
Pastries
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Mars: This is *not* what I’m trying to accomplish: people taking off their underwear for my pastries
Food
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Madelyn: What’s the most multi-taskable food?
Greg: An IV drip?
Anna: A horse feed bag!
Thomas
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Dan: The new children’s show: Thomas the Siege Engine
Game Selection
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(Trying to decide between Trivia Murder Party and Quiplash)
Keith: Lying is more fun than getting killed
Hand
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(There’s a Quiplash prompt about Trump’s hand)
Ian: It’s probably not a big hand