Michael: It’s like, “Yay. I found a bug that means I have to rewrite the whole kernel.”
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Author Archives: Alan V
Titanic
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Emily: I will Titanic the shit out of this newspaper. Hindenberg.
Michael: Flaming death sounds more fun.
Punch
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Emily: I’m going to punch you in the ovaries.
Shit
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Emily: Shit is just flowing out of my mouth. I don’t know what I’m saying.
Baked
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Michael: It’s like all good things in life. Baked.
Nikunja: All good things in life are fake?
Shrew
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Christa: What a shrew! What a shrew!
Emily: Tame me! You get a Shakespeare reference
Christa: I’m in love!
West Wing
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Stacey: You just made a West Wing reference.
Michael: I told you I was making a West Wing reference.
Stacey: I didn’t know whether you were actually making one, if you just told me you were. It was like 3 AM.
Government
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Nick: Who wants ‘A divided government’?
All: Wha…. oh the article.
Baby
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Emily: It’s your baby.
Christa: Oh my gawd! I’m a…. mother?
Retention
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Bonita: Room retention phase, or Retain my room phase?
Katie: Room retention phase is clearer. Otherwise you’re retaining the room phase?
Alan: Wait, you’re retaining the phase?
Katie: Yeah, I love my room phase. I’m going to keep it forever.