Celia: Is there anything you need to not die? I can always provide comic relief.
Michael: See, the problem is that the comic relief you provide is at my expense.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Prom
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Emily: Your prom was rapeish!
Sass
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Anna: You little sassmaster!
IPA
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Michael: It’s IPA
Anna: It’s all Greek to me
Michael: Actually, it has its own alphabet
Pancake
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Michael: So, if you put a pancake over it, the scanner can’t detect it.
Stacey: Is it a lead-lined pancake?
Bones
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Michael: That’s what I do with SciTech articles. It’s like, “I don’t think this is true. Celia! Can they make bones explode?”
Drink
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Emily: Michael, the next time we go drinking together, I’m going to roofie your drink.
Coffee
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Stacey: I fell asleep while drinking coffee earlier this week.
Obvious
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Nick: This is a bad way to be doing my homework. I stare at it for a while, then write ‘Obvious’ when it’s solved.
Broadbox
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Alan: I mean, we try not to do that in Pillbox, but this isn’t Pillbox.
Michael: It’s broadbox.
Nick: After I finish the style guide for broadsheet, I should write the guide for broadbox.