Greg: I’ll trade you this pile of thirds for a Reece’s egg.
Katie: That’s the best deal ever. It’s like the time I traded my holographic Charizard for a Vileplume.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Shift
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Nick: Holding down shift makes the dash longer. But it doesn’t get longer the longer you hold down shift.
Friday
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Meela (singing along to “Friday”): Editing editing (yeah!)… Laying out laying out (yeah!)… fun fun fun fun… gonna jump off of Bakerrr.
Spaceship
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Alan: So if Britain is getting a scary amount of radiation, does that mean that America is like a nuclear wasteland? And Japan is just gone?
Michael: It’s okay. California is a spaceship.
Editing
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(While editing an article)
Michael: Transitions! Paragraph breaks! Exist them!
Cows
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Michael: It’s like they’re saying that the Japanese are raising radioactive cows. When the cows start turning different colors, you should probably not eat them.
Relief
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Celia: Is there anything you need to not die? I can always provide comic relief.
Michael: See, the problem is that the comic relief you provide is at my expense.
Prom
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Emily: Your prom was rapeish!
Sass
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Anna: You little sassmaster!
IPA
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Michael: It’s IPA
Anna: It’s all Greek to me
Michael: Actually, it has its own alphabet