Dan: I guess the question is, who would win in a competitive match? Luxembourgers or three year olds?
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Author Archives: Alan V
Parasol
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Ian: Were you one of those women who carried a parasol?
Marina: No
Dan: *I* was one of those women who carried a parasol
Iceburg
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Dan: An iceburg is just a free-range glacier
Picnic
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Tim: I hate it when I’m at a picnic and there’s food there
Greg: I came all the way out here to enjoy some ants
Neuroplasticity
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Karl: My brain uses microplastics now, instead of neurotransmitters. It’s great!
Jeff: That’s neuroplasticity!
Weekend
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Ian: Back in the 90s they didn’t have weekends
Shape
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Dan: I love walking into 7-11 and getting me a tall glass of shape
Peppers
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Keith: My peppers are starting to change color
Ian: Is that good or bad?
Keith: Mmm hmm
Live
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Talking about geoducks
Greg: Apparently these things can live for 140 years
Austin: Unless you eat them
Austin: You can cut that short
Dumpster
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Keith: I’m getting a dumpster tomorrow
Tim: Adopting?
Keith: Yes
Keith: I’ll feed it lots of junk and it’ll be happy and healthy
Tim: Sounds like my kids
Mars: Same here