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Author Archives: Alan V
Exposed rods
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Michael (referring to a headline, “Exposed rods cause radiation poisoning”): Not quite true.
Nick: Although exposed rods might get you arrested for indecent exposure.
Strokes
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Alan: In golf it’s better to have fewer strokes, right?
Nick: Also it’s better for your health if you have fewer strokes.
Wasted
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Nick (to Courtney): Do you want to add more typos to your pages so it can get to 7ths or 8ths or 9ths?
Katie: We’re trying to set a new record. Just get really wasted and start writing or something.
Trade
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Greg: I’ll trade you this pile of thirds for a Reece’s egg.
Katie: That’s the best deal ever. It’s like the time I traded my holographic Charizard for a Vileplume.
Shift
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Nick: Holding down shift makes the dash longer. But it doesn’t get longer the longer you hold down shift.
Friday
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Meela (singing along to “Friday”): Editing editing (yeah!)… Laying out laying out (yeah!)… fun fun fun fun… gonna jump off of Bakerrr.
Spaceship
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Alan: So if Britain is getting a scary amount of radiation, does that mean that America is like a nuclear wasteland? And Japan is just gone?
Michael: It’s okay. California is a spaceship.
Editing
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(While editing an article)
Michael: Transitions! Paragraph breaks! Exist them!
Cows
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Michael: It’s like they’re saying that the Japanese are raising radioactive cows. When the cows start turning different colors, you should probably not eat them.