Christa: That’s a really flexible imaginary dick you’ve got there.
Emily: I’m glad you’re impressed.
Christa: I didn’t say I was impressed.
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Author Archives: Alan V
Corner
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Emily: Go to your corner
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner, Daniel
Daniel: I don’t have a corner
Emily: Go to your corner!
Daniel: I don’t HAVE a corner!
Emily: Go to your corner!
Christa: Just let her have this one.
Emily: You’re my second favorite Daniel now.
Emily (to other Daniel): Welcome to position number one.
Christa: That sounded wrong.
James Franco
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Emily: Anna has Bradley Cooper. I want James Franco with his arm falling off on MY desk.
Break
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Michael: Yeah, to edit it, section editors have to go to [url], which they purposely don’t know about, because we don’t want them to break things.
Nick (overhearing): Oooh!
Maricel: I’m going to beat you up if you break it.
Responsible
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Emily: Michael! Can we have child porn in the paper?
Michael: Emily. I’ll leave you to make a responsible editorial decision on that one.
Emily: I think the answer is yes.
Roll
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Emily: Michael! We should remove the carpeting! That way it’s easier to roll around.
Quotient
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Katie: That’s my troll face of the day. You’re not getting any more. I’ve filled my quotient. Quota.
Surprise
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(Daniel puts down an ed board article in front of Alex)
Daniel: I’m going to put this right here and see what happens.
Alex: No! I already read this!
Cold
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Emily: Oh your hands are coollllddddd
Christa: Calm down
Emily: dddddd
Christa: It’s okay
Emily: dddddd
Awkward
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Michael: Things that are awkward: Writing a feature about someone and having them as the wrong gender.